Oh good,
you're here.
I was just about to tell a story that has no business being told on the internet. Pull up a stool. Grab whatever's in the fridge. Don't ask about the plant.
Next up
Both nights Eastern
Tuesday Therapy (Unlicensed)
Sunday Scaries Radio
Plus pop-ups with zero warning. Full schedule →
On air (or not)
The broadcast
If it's offline, I'm probably outside touching grass against my will.
Something with a lot of reverb and feelings
What you're walking into
Like a podcast, if the podcast had ADHD and you could heckle it.
Unfiltered conversation
No script. Sometimes not even a point.
Stories that should've stayed private
Personal history, served warm, with regret on the side.
Observations about nothing
Why are grocery store lights like that? We will find out.
Music + rabbit holes
One song leads to a documentary leads to a 3-hour cult deep dive.
Internet culture
Explaining memes to myself. Badly. Confidently.
Questionable ideas
Chat suggests it. I do it. Nobody learns.
Tonight's question
What's the dumbest thing you've ever been confidently wrong about?
Bring it to chat. That's what chat's there for.
Evidence
Clips & regrettable moments
The good bits are on Twitch until I pick favourites.
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Things chat invented
Kevin
An imaginary intern who is blamed for every technical failure. Kevin has been fired 41 times.
The Jar
Every time I say 'okay but hear me out' a coin goes in. The Jar is funding my retirement.
Sir Reginald
The plant behind me. He has opinions. He has never been watered on stream.